Ignorant Parenting

Parents are not always very bright.  I can’t say that they ALL understand the dangers of the Internet, but come on!!!!  I work at a Library, and we’ve got 8 year olds sitting at computers without parental supervision just surfing the web and going on myspace and giving out all kinds of personal information using [...]

EeekAmunGa!

Holy Shnike!  I am actually feeling better!  Thank GOD because I have plans for my fun-filled husband this weekend!
Life is good, but when it sucks….I blame it on my mother

whAt tHe HelL

just when you thought it was safe to breathe….
I think I’m getting another cold.  I mean, really!  What the Hell!  I just got over one, and an asthma and allergy insurgence and now a cold.  So, I’m taking some orange pills 3 times a day that will boost my immune system and I am drinking [...]

no one is watching

This morning I started analyzing little bits of my personality.  I was trying to figure out why I have this really strong urge to stay in my house and become a hermit.  Never seeing another human if at all possible.  It sounds like a miserable way to live, and I really wanted to know why [...]

Popeye

Remember Popeye the Sailorman?  Yeah, me too.   
I think the best thing that I like about weekends is laundry.  In my house, if you are just sitting around doing nothing, that is a BAD thing.  So, if I’m doing laundry, [and let's face it, the washer and dryer do most of the work] then it [...]

so I says…

"Hey bub, touch me again and I’ll grab your balls and twist until your eyes tear up and you beg for me to let go."  That didn’t really happen.  I mean, yeah, I grabbed his balls and twisted, but he didn’t tear up and ask me to let go.  I think he had an orgasm.
This [...]

Arrgghghgh — Hair

H a i r.  Most of us have it, a lot of us want it.  I have a ton of hair!  I got my hair done today which was really great.  Patti, who does it, is really, really good and it feels like she knows every inch of my wavy little head.  I went from [...]

The Cheri has landed

I got the coolest Easter Basket.  Every year, I give the boys Easter baskets, and they go shopping and put one together for me.  I got lot’s of fun stuff including a cherry topper for my car antenna, a gargoyle keychain, a fairy journal and hair clips, two beautiful new bags, my favorite lotion, the [...]

HUH!

I just realized that I started this blog so that I would write more, and then only sort of "story" that I’ve even attempted to write has been Liver Chronicles.  Now, I’m glad I’m writing about it, but I haven’t updated it because it depresses me a bit.  I really need to finish the story [...]

Allrightythen

Movies…they make us laugh, they make us cry, they make us scared, angry and even nauseous.  Ace Ventura movies make me nauseous.  Granted, they are funny in an over the top — way over the top sort of way, and 11 – 14 year old boys seem to like them. 
I have decided to start [...]

my brain hurts

It’s always around this time of day that I start to get a headache.  If I don’t catch it in time, it turns into a migraine.  Ouch.  You may ask, "Why don’t you take some of those delicious, bite sized pills that prevent migraines?"  Because I’m trying to get pregnant and my doctor says they [...]

Santorini

I’ve decided that I want to go to the island of Santorini in Greece.  It is on a volcano and has thousands of years of history.  I Think it would be beautiful to stay and absorb the history.  Or, we could just go to Cripple Creek and play nickle slots.  I mean, we could get [...]

WiFlyer

I got it! I got it.  As I was peeling potatoes, I heard a loud "bang, bang, bang" on my door.  It was the UPS guy!  He knocked, put down the package and ran back to his truck.  He’s been here before.  I have a BIG dog.  I wonder if they’ve met.  I grabbed the [...]

Waiting

I hate waiting.  I think we all do, really.  I’m waiting for my package from Amazon that has my wireless item in it.  It should come this week, but waiting still sucks.  Waiting for your date to pick you up, waiting in line at the grocery store (I really don’t mind that unless I’m in [...]

Angel is a Centerfold

So, I’m not naked, and no, I’m not a centerfold, but I was an Angel for Halloween.   When I was in Salem, we did a tour of the Witch Village and the Witch who gave us the tour was talking about Halloween and dressing up.  He, (yes male witches are witches not warlocks — warlocks [...]

Arrrghghgh – Not the Pirate kind

I hate when people don’t give you all the information you need.  I’m in school and I need more credits to graduate than I thought I did.  I should have kept track better.  I can only blame myself. so, I may not graduate until next year.  Again, arghghghghgh

Mawaige

Remember in Princess Bride when Prince Humperdink (What a name) was forcing Buttercup to marry him?  The Priest had a lisp…mawaige… I love that movie.  Kegan got it for me for Christmas one year.  I love being married to my husband.  I honestly don’t know if I would be this happy being married to anyone [...]