pangs, pangs and more pangs

I’m hungry.  I’m not sure what I am hungry for, but I know that hunger is driving me.  Am I hungry for change?  Am I hungry for freedom or expression or maybe sex?  Maybe I’m just hungry for a cheeseburger.  I’m not quite sure, but one day I will get to the bottom of it.  [...]

My life is an after school special

Remember those really awkward and dramatic made for t.v. movies that were called "after school specials"?  I feel like I am living in one.  Drama here, drama there, drama, drama everywhere.  I should be used to it, because my life has always been chaotic and strange.  In the last few months though, I have become [...]

O N I O N

The only paper I read every day (when I feel like it) is The Onion.  Pathetic I know, but I only get MAD in the mail once a month, so I have to read something.  The Onion has some really great articles like "Kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day" or "Celebrity Launches Own [...]

Name Game

I just wanted to thank everyone for contributing all the great name ideas!  Dizzy Killinspree is the name I’m going to use, with 42 as the number.  I’m turning it in on Monday and then it will get registered and all that crap. 
So, thank you Rick, Kegan, Virginia, Dave, Tony, Maleesha and Kate’s Girls [...]

colors colors everywhere

I just looked down at my shirt.  I am wearing this tiny checked, multicolored blue hued with white, button down men’s shirt.  It’s mine.  I like it.  When I looked down it just looked so vibrant, so blue.  It made me feel really good.  I love looking at a field of flowers with brilliant colors.  [...]

Safety in Numbers

Like, 88 - double infinity, or 69 - you know what that means.  My favorite number is 742.  I can totally hear you saying "what a strange number to be her favorite". Well, there is a story behind it (isn’t there always a story?).
When I was little - no, not yesterday - I used to [...]

Birds and Bees

A few days back, Virginia and I were wondering about the whole egg fertilization process between a rooster and hen.  I have a rooster, but I don’t know what the mating process is.  I mean, I never really thought about it.
Most male birds, it turns out, do not have a penis.  They have [...]

Crack a doodle doo

Allright!  I did it!  I came up with a name I actually love.  It’s a bit strange, doesn’t really make sense except maybe to me and it oddly suits me.  Ready for it?
Dizzy KillinSpree
Can you think of where I got it?  Or what name it is based off of?  The first one to get it [...]

the busy bee catches the worm

Or was it the shiftless snake that catches the worm.  I can never remember those silly little cliche’s.  I can’t even imagine what a bee would do with a worm anyway.  Bee’s are scaaaary.  They take their little stingers and shove them into your flesh.  Then they leave their little stinger in your body and [...]

Oh no, Mr Bill!

So, I’ve have narrowed it down to 3 names that I like for my Roller Derby alter ego…..

Cereal Killer
Zero Cool
Acid Burn

Where did I get these names you wonder?  You’re on a computer, look them up and see what you come up with.  I am a bit partial to Cereal Killer because I already have logo [...]

Bunny, ball-ball

Sandra Bernhard — who says you have to be beautiful to be a movie star?  Huh?  That means that there is still hope for me.  I may become an actress in a major motion picture and make enough money to pay off all my student loans.  See, that’s all I really want out of life. [...]

yeah, ummmmm yeah

I live in this really small world.  I’m afraid to venture out into the light, and the monster under my bed is holding my shoes for ransom.  I don’t know why. I only know that this is my position in this Corporation called life.  I am not sure how I started working for this Corporation.  [...]