Hollow Weenies

I have been absent from blogworld — for a good reason. 
Families are sometimes a pain in the ass.  I moved away from Illinois, mostly to escape my family and be myself without ridicule or judgement.  I love my family, but they make me crazy.  I have a little sister, an older sister, an older [...]

Thighs

I have determined that a family of four could easily feed off one of my thighs for a week.  What does that mean?  ….I need to lose some poundage.  Yep…I need to work out.  Lazy, lazy, lazy.  Am I becoming middle aged?  They (the ultra-smart people) say that the new 40 is 60.  So, just [...]

God Bless Steve Irwin!

My kids are watching too much Animal Planet on TV.  I woke up this morning to the sounds of them sneaking into my bedroom.  Before I knew it they had a top jaw rope on me and I was being tugged from my lair.  As anyone else would do, I responded by doing a series [...]

something is missing

For days now, I have had this strange feeling.  It’s nothing new.  It’s a sense of incompletion.  Like, there are so many things I need to do, and I don’t have enough time to do any of it.  A sense that I should be doing something important with my days.  A sense that I’m not [...]

Oh no! It’s Mister Hand!

I really miss old school Saturday Night Live.  Remember how cool it was?  John Belushi, Dan Ackroyd, Gilda Radner…etc…."Jane you ignorant slut!"  I couldn’t wait until Saturday Night.  I never really got into the coneheads though.  Rosanna Rosanna Dana. ["memories...like the pages of my mind."  Sung to the tune of memories.]  I have a [...]