i wish….

…for many things. World peace, the end of world hunger, lower gas prices, smaller thighs. You know, the usual.
Those are my public wishes. My secret wish is to go back in time, all the way to before I was born and request rich parents that could send me away to [...]

calls…oh the calls!

I swear to GOD that I have gotten at least 5 calls today from the Obama Campaign zealots. Sometimes they ask for me, sometimes they don’t. Either way it’s freaking me out. My phone is unlisted and we are on every do-not-call list conceived of and still they call and interrupt my [...]