textbook response

So, last night, me, my husband and son are all sitting around watching tv and one of those nutrisystem ads comes on. It was the one mixed with all kinds of people…men and women. So, they show the before and after of one woman and I thought that in the after shot, her [...]

Do it yourself despair

I caught this on Paperdreamer’s blog, and I thought I would share my creation!

You can make your own! Despair, Inc.

boys in tight pants

I like long hair, fashion crazed outcasts, people who aren’t afraid to push the “normal” envelope. But, why boys, why? They are everywhere — these boys in tight girl pants. Why? They look horrible. Last night we were at Sonic and a nice jeep pulled up beside us. 3 [...]

Commercial I would like to see…

Advertisement for Audi:
A man and woman sitting together at an outdoor cafe. Cars are whizzing by. Man looks at woman, takes a sip of coffee, swallows and says, “I have an Audi.”
Woman says, “An outie? Bellybutton?”
Man says, “No, car.”
Woman says, “Oh. Audi.”

Bill, no not Shatner

I happen to like Microsoft. I work with it everyday and without it, I would probably have become a famous singer..and who would want that? This is cool…
Bill Gates Farewell Speech

time to have fun

Tibetan Personality Test
Man and Woman
Fun Stuff

feel like…

Did you ever just feel like screaming at the top of your lungs while sitting in a meeting and then turning to the person next to you and punching him hard in the face because he is sitting in the seat you have been sitting in for every meeting for the past ten years? [...]

Christmas Oldies

Hardrock, Coco and Joe:

Suzy Snowflake:

words?

I get it. I get that kids like to make up words that pertain to their current little situation, but some of the things they come up with are just stupid or pathetically funny. I give you chillax. A cross between chill and relax. Some other “please let me pretend to be [...]

playing around at work

We play around at work. Who doesn’t? Okay, maybe if I worked in a nuclear power plant, I wouldn’t want to play too much. My office mate and I often listen to music wearing headphones. Mostly because she would force me to listen to bagpiping and Johnny Cash. To get [...]

Dancing Raisins

A while back, I blogged about Dancing Raisins. Oddly, I get a lot of hits from people searching for Dancing Raisins. If you have reached this entry with a search for Dancing Raisins, please comment. I would love to know why the hell you were looking for Dancing Raisins.
Thank you, come again.

Recall

My friend Maleesha wrote about some recalls. I thought that this was the most screwed up recall I have ever seen:
Recall ordered for toy that turns into drug

blondes

I’m a blonde….

…but this is funny, so I am not offended:

Squirt someone today

Do you ever watch those commercials on TV…you know, those Truth commercials? Well the website is chock full of fun stuff!
There are a couple of pretty funny sites for sending messages to loved ones and un-loved ones alike.
One of my favorites is SquirtAlert.
Another is Hairy Mail. A little nasty, but funny!
That singing Cowboy!
Go [...]

Comedy

We all need to laugh a bit more during the day. I don’t feel like I have been laughing enough. I was reading my morning blogs, and came across something that made me laugh. that Mitchell and Webb look. I think it’s going to be added to my Tivo fare. [...]

Weekly World News

Weekly World News is closing it’s doors! NO! What will I do? How will I get my news now? I guess I could read the Fortean Times. It’s loads of fun as well.

Presidential Elucktion

It’s pretty early to be thinking about the candidates, but they are all over the place! Mostly, of course that hag, Hillary, the Obama dude and Ron.
Now, I am a woman (no, really) and I seriously don’t want Hillary to be the Queen of the Hill. I would love to see a woman [...]

Get your head in the game.

Game. The game of life. No, not the board game you played as a kid, although I never really liked it, all that marrying and having kids and driving a stupid car, or am I thinking of a different game? Life, yep life. It’s mysterious and kooky and I really am [...]

Stupid Quotes

Sometimes smart people say stupid things, or, maybe they really are stupid:
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
“People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact [...]

germs

Well, I find this interesting, as I have a slight phobia to germs. Okay, I hate saliva. *shudder*
It seems that the University of Arizona had a research project in 2002 that discovered that there is less bacteria on a toilet seat, than on your desk or personal workspace. Sometimes 400 [...]